Flyers at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport wearing facemasks on March 6th, 2020 as the COVID-19 coronavirus spreads throughout the United States via Wikimedia Commons

 
NEW YORK — Neal K. Carter, Esq. returned home on Sunday. He lives in Queen Creek, Arizona — about 37 miles from Phoenix, as the Gila monster crawls. Carter visited Springfield, Illinois. And he did not travel the 1,550 miles between PHX and SPI by air. Instead, he went there and back last week by car

“I can’t fly, because I refuse to wear masks,” Carter says. “So, I drove.” 

Carter, an old friend of mine, an attorney, and a once-and-future Republican candidate for the Arizona State House of Representatives, calls himself “a mask absolutist.” He explains: 

Neal K. Carter, Esq.

“Regarding masks, there are only two options: They work. So, if you’re wearing one, who cares if I do? Or, they don’t. So, why make me wear one?!”   

“The whole thing just drives me crazy,” Carter says. “We’re living in a nightmare. It’s all about conditioning people to follow federal rules in the most intimate details of their lives, such as what we wear. I never thought I would see the United States mandate the wearing of an article of clothing, like the Arabs mandate the burka!”  

Carter’s frustration is thoroughly understandable given the airlines’ efforts to convince passengers that every jet cabin is as pristine as a pharmaceutical factory’s clean room – outflowing air pressure and all. 

United Airlines (UA) launched United CleanPlus, a joint venture to Make Flying Hygienic Again. 

“We’ve teamed up with Clorox to redefine our cleaning and disinfection procedures and Cleveland Clinic to advise us on enhancing our cleaning and disinfection protocols,” reads the Chicago-based carrier’s dedicated website. So, under hospital-grade medical supervision, United and Clorox essentially are bleaching passenger cabins between flights.   

Clorox kills COVID ! 

United Airlines touts its aircraft-cleaning procedures via a Los Angeles International Airport information screen. Photo: Deroy Murdock

UA, with which I have flown 1.2 million miles in reliable comfort, brags that their state-of-the-art HEPA filters circulate air vertically, rather than horizontally, to keep microbes from reaching across the aisle. 

“To make it safer for everyone on board, the downward airflow, from ceiling to floor, minimizes the particles spread between rows,” a UA video explains.  

Very clever. 

Even better, UA boasts that its cutting-edge ventilation system removes 99.97 percent of microbes from the air — including COVID-19. Moreover, each plane’s atmosphere is refreshed completely every two to three minutes. “More frequent than standard buildings,” UA states via YouTube. The airline also uses electrostatic sprayers and ultraviolet C lights to sanitize its airborne seats, surfaces, and equipment. 

Thus, every day, under doctors’ oversight, UA deploys Clorox, vertical ventilation, UV rays, and high-tech filters that constantly purify the air — damn-near 100 percent. 

Therefore, wear a mask! 

HUH? 

Which is it? 

Some passengers escape this pointless micro-tyranny through “active eating” — one of this pandemic’s ugliest disfigurements of the English language. Relentlessly snacking, like a grazing Guernsey, avoids the absurd spectacle of masking one’s mouth “between sips and bites” as in-flight announcements repeatedly and gratingly demand, from departure to arrival. Isn’t touching one’s face something to avoid until COVID vanishes? 

Masks also are increasingly insidious and imbecilic on the ground. 

A Justice Department official appeared in a video that circulated widely on Monday. Moments before addressing a press conference, he stood just outside the view of news cameras – or so he thought. He was recorded strapping on his mask. He then approached the podium and removed the same covering that he had donned over his face just seconds earlier! His mask was not a medical device. It was a show-biz prop. 

Like tens of millions of Americans, Neal K. Carter has had it with mask theater, backed by the mailed fist of government. 

“It doesn’t work to comply and take advantage of loopholes like eating bite-sized snacks on planes or asserting religious exemptions,” Carter says. “Those approaches play by their rules and let the mandate stand. We need to confront it head-on and defeat it. Gather strong men around you, men who resist government overreach and refuse to comply. This is the only way.”

Deroy Murdock is a Manhattan-based Fox News Contributor, a contributing editor with National Review Online, and a senior fellow with the London Center for Policy Research.

Deroy Murdock is a Manhattan-based Fox News Contributor, a contributing editor with National Review Online, and a senior fellow with the London Center for Policy Research.

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1 month ago

How’s that CONTROLUS VIRUS workin’ out for everyone?

Tony Winters
1 month ago

Just like most of American People I was told that I had to get the vaccination to prevent getting the Chinese Communist Party’s Corona Virus and since my wife and I have some minor health problems we, following the advice of our Family Doctor got the shots. Now if as the Biden Socialist Regime has said you need to get the shot so you will not get sick. Now they are telling us that we need to ware a mask so we don’t get sick. So does this mean that eh vaccine doesn’t work??? If the Vaccine does work then I cannot get sick or if I do it will be very mild, so why do I need a mask??? If the Vaccine works then not only will I not get sick but it is only logical that I CANNOT give the virus to someone else, so let the people who didn’t get the shot ware masks, or the people who for whatever reason are afraid of getting one of the variants ware masks and leave me the hell alone.
And let us not forget that when the Vaccine was called the Trump Vaccine the Democrats/Leftists/Liberals/Socialists all stated vry clearly that they woudl NOT take the shot, because it was pushed through too quickly and after all Donald Trump got it done so it can’t possible be good, Right???