Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America via Wikimedia Commons

President Joe Biden’s epic fails fill the entire alphabet:

Afghanistan’s humiliating abandonment to the Taliban, amid America’s chaotic and deadly military withdrawal, may be Biden’s biggest disaster.

Border security has collapsed. Some 6.3 million illegal aliens from at least 172 nations have invaded America under Biden.

Crime is plaguing America’s cities, chiefly those run by thug-hugging Democrat mayors and Left-wing, take-a-hoodlum-to-lunch “prosecutors.” Democrat-in-Chief Biden seems to approve.

Documents marked classified surfaced in the garage of Biden’s Wilmington, Delaware mansion (beside his 1967 Corvette) and Washington, D.C.’s Penn-Biden Center. As senator and veep, Biden lacked presidential declassification authority. Thus, Biden illegally possessed some 20 classified papers.

Energy dominance under President Trump has vanished thanks to Biden’s War on U.S. Oil.

Fentanyl cascades across the US-Mexico “border.” The No. 1 cause of death among Americans between 18 and 45 kills some 70,000 annually.

Gas stoves are in Biden’s crosshairs. Neo-totalitarian federal scolds scheme to deprive Americans of the performance, comfort, and life-saving benefits of natural-gas appliances, which function during blackouts.

Hunter Biden is sinking into an ever-deepening quicksand of misdeeds, influence peddling, and dodgy foreign deals.

Inflation was 1.4% annually when Biden took office and triggered a tsunami of federal spending. The resulting consumer-price spike hit 9.1% before falling back to 4.9% today, still more than double the Federal Reserve’s 2% target.

Justice follows two tracks: Violent Leftists (ANTIFA, BLM) skate, while Rightists (January 6, Proud Boys) receive prison sentences or, even worse, rot in D.C.’s jail without charges.

Keystone XL Pipeline: Killed, along with 11,000 jobs.

Lynching is something “some people still want to do,” Biden declared on February 17. Really? Where exactly are these white nationalists itching to hang blacks from trees?

Mandated COVID-19 vaccines forced 8,339 young, healthy GIs from the Armed forces for refusing this experimental inoculation, Military Times reports.

News conferences are rare for Biden. November 11 saw his last solo presser, 180 days ago this Saturday.

One-on-one interviews also are seldom seen under Biden. He granted 58 in his first two years, compared to Trump’s 205, Obama’s 275, and G.W. Bush’s 89, per the New York Post.

Pentagon priorities include pronouns, a frantic search for “white nationalists,” and the Green New Deal in uniform.

Quotas are key to Biden’s “equity” agenda, including a $3.8 billion debt-relief program, exclusively for non-white farmers.

Russian cyberattackers seemingly sabotaged America’s Colonial Oil Pipeline. Biden swiftly exonerated the Kremlin. He then greenlighted completion of the since-detonated Nord Stream II pipeline. This transmitted weakness and likely encouraged Putin to invade Ukraine.

Saudi Arabia and Iran now share a Beijing-brokered alliance. Trump’s strategy —
isolate the ayatollahs — ist kaput.

Teachers’ union boss Randi Weingarten colluded with Biden’s Centers for Disease Control to lock down schools and trap kids in Zoom classes. Test scores tumbled.

Ukraine has received $76.8 billion in aid from Biden, with no timetable for victory or armistice.

Vice President Kamala Harris epitomizes overpromise and underdelivery.

White House “lids” have been called as early as 9:00 a.m. on April 17. When Biden plans no further public appearances, journalists go home without fear of missing out.

Xi Jinping has yet to hear Biden even ask about COVID-19’s origins. Such weakness surely fueled the Chinese Communist dictator’s efforts to torpedo America as Earth’s leading superpower.

Young Americans with college loans need not repay them, thanks to Biden’s student-debt bailout. Biden wants to squander $400 billion to nationalize up to $20,000 in obligations per borrower earning as much as $125,000 annually. Personal responsibility? Keeping promises? How quaint.

Zinc contributes to electric vehicles, although graphite and lithium are more common components. Even as Biden mandates that 67% of new cars be electric by 2032, he padlocks mines whose copper and nickel are essential EV ingredients. Biden’s EV policy is brain dead.

Biden’s botches defy tabulation (e.g., abortionitis, race-obsession, transgendermania, soaring federal spending, swelling national debt, sagging mental acuity, etc.) Too bad English has only 26 letters.

Deroy Murdock is a Manhattan-based Fox News contributor. Michael Malarkey and Aaron Cichon contributed research to this opinion piece.
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Filed: May 12, 2023

Deroy Murdock is a Manhattan-based Fox News Contributor, a contributing editor with National Review Online, and a senior fellow with the London Center for Policy Research.

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Max
6 months ago

THIS IS THE BEST THE DEMOCRAPS HAVE??? A person who has committed Treason against the US BY SELLING AMERICAN SECRETS TO CHINA AND TO RUSSIA FOR FINANCIAL GAIN…This is the PROOF THAT THE FBI, CIA AND THE DOJ ARE SITTING ON…AMERICA…YOUR PRESIDENT HAS SOLD YOU AND YOUR KIDS OUT….BIDENS LEGACY